"How do you know if you don't measure if you have a system that simply suckles kids through?"-Explaining the need for educational accountability in Beaufort, S.C., Feb. 16, 2000
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10. If you drink don't park, accidents cause people.
9. If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.
8. Practice safe sex, go screw yourself.
7. My kid got your honor roll student pregnant.
6. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
5. If that phone was up your butt, maybe you could drive a little better.
4. Horn broken--watch for finger.
3. If it's a driveable surface, it's considered part of the road.
2. If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.
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keep honking
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started by
paparoach1
(06.15.2001 12:55:48 PM EST)
cause that will make traffic go faster
We're going to infest
I LOVE IT!
(1 reply)
started by
misspk
(06.15.2001 8:10:08 AM EST)
Thanks PortaJon, that's too funny! :-)
*Still giggling*
*wink,giggle,blush*
As a native New Yawker,
(1 reply)
started by
fixxxerny
(06.15.2001 8:03:58 AM EST)
I must say that I missed "Keep honking, I'm reloading"
fixxxerny
~
i miss the comfort in being sad
ha ha ha mothafucka
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started by
uncleslam
(06.15.2001 4:59:15 AM EST)
made me laugh. seagulls anonymous strykes again.
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