"It's important for young men and women who look at the Nebraska champs to understand that quality of life is more than just blocking shots." -George W. Bush, in remarks to the University of Nebraska women's volleyball team, the 2001 national champions, May 31, 2001
Random Quote
"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it." — Mae West
Snapple Facts
#1 A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, When she hauls ass she has to make two trips.
One Liners
Q: What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A: Shoot him again.
10. No one ever steals your chair.
9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
6. You want to see if it's like the dream.
5. To stop those creepy programmer guys from looking down your blouse.
4. "I'd love to chip in... but I left my wallet in my pants."
3. Inventive way to finally meet that "special" person in Human Resources.
2. To take advantage of your computer monitor radiation and work on your tan.
And the Number One reason to go to work naked:
Your boss will never say, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" ever again.
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