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#58 A sneeze travels out of your nose at 100mph.
Yo Mama ...
is so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
One Liners
Q. What do you call a bouncer in a gay bar? A. A flame thrower.
I thought....
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thegrandpatron
(05.04.2002 8:09:52 AM EST)
PMS was the 3 or 4 days prior to menstruation. This is a list of my wife and her two sisters all the time.
Certainly not a
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started by
marvin
(05.04.2002 3:44:01 AM EST)
Peaceful Mental State is it ? LOL
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