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Top 10 Things NOT To Say To Parents When Picking Up A Date

By: portajonPublished: 04/02/2004
 
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10. "Sorry I'm a little late. I had to stop by the drugstore."
9. "Show me how you used to spank her."
8. "Please come inside? Wow, you sound just like your daughter."
7. "Do you think she would put out if I told her that I loved her?"
6. "I just got my license today."
5. "I believe being sexually active since I was 12 has helped me mature."
4. "Five bucks says she's a D-cup."
3. "Hey do you have an empty pop can and some matches?"
2. "Hi. I'm Robert, but my friends call me 'Back Door Bob.'"
1. "So, does your wife just lay there during sex too?

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    11. "How old is your daughter again?"

    12. "Can you go ask her if she'll wear those nice lace panties she wore last time?"

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