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10 Ways to tell if a Redneck has been working on a computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8. The six front keys have rotted out.
7. The extra RAM ports have truck parts stored in them.
6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
5. The password is "Bubba".
4. There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
3. There's a Coors can in the cup holder(CD-ROM drive).
2. The keyboard is camouflaged.
AND the number 1 way to tell if a redneck has been working on a
computer is...
actually
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started by
donutncoffee
(10.12.2004 4:25:27 PM EST)
my brother inlaw has his monitor up on blocks hahahaha
never much considered him a redneck tho lol
hey I know
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started by
bigjohn2
(10.12.2004 3:41:27 PM EST)
this guy...lmfao
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