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THAT`S LIFE
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donut38
(01.10.2001 3:41:12 PM EST)
IF A DRIVER RUNS A RED LIGHT AND THERE IS KNOW ONE THERE TO SEE HIM DO IT
DID IT HAPPEN ??
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