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Top 10 Summer Camps You Should Not Send Your Kids To

By: LauraPublished: 02/17/1999
 
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Top 10 Summer Camps you should not send your kids to:
    10 - Tommy Lee's----Camp Kickachickee
    9 - Lorena Bobbit's---Camp Cutaweewee
    8 - Tanya Harding's---Camp Whackaneenee
    7 - Kenneth Starr's----Camp Catchacrookee
    6 - Louis Farakahn's---Camp Killawhitey
    5 - O.J. Simpson's ----Camp Killachickee
    4 - Michael Jackson's-Camp Grabbakiddie
    3 - President Clinton's-Camp Getahoochie
    2 - Ellen Degeneras's--- Camp Lickacoochie

    And The number 1 camp not to send your kid to:
    1 - Monica Lewinsky's ---- Camp Suckaweewee

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    yah....this was pretty gay

    OOooooooooohhhh.......Im singin in the porrage....singin in the porrage.....im sining in the poooooooorrrrraaaaagggeeeee.....and i havent any pants.

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