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Top 10 Dirty White House Jobs

By: PhantomPublished: 03/08/1999
 
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10. "Polishing the Presidential podium"
9. "Unwrapping the Big Mac"
8. "Taking Buddy for a walk"
7. "Handling the hotline"
6. "Vacuuming under the Oval Office desk"
5. "Waxing Air Force One"
4. "Shaking hands with the French ambassador"
3. "Giving the President an oral briefing"
2. "Taking dictation"
1. "Polling"

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