Top 10 Signs You're At A Redneck Wedding
By: JeffGordon	Published: 05/10/1999
10. Rehearsal dinner held at Hooters 9. Instead of "Friends of the bride or friends of the groom?" Ushers ask "Ford Or Chevy?" 8. Bridesmaids: Pink Tube Tops - G roomsmen: Travis Tritt T-Shirts 7. Phrase "I Do" replaced by "I Heard That" 6. Tender rendition of "The Wedding Song" performed by Pinkard & Bowden 5. When the minister asks "Who giveth this woman to be married"... some guy in the back stands up and hollers "Earnhardt!" 4. Reception conversation includes the phrase, "So what have you been doing since Hee Haw, Mr. Lindsay?" 3. Snack trays at reception: Vienna sausages and Nacho Cheese Doritos 2. Plans for the honeymoon evening include tickets to the monster truck rally ... And The Number One Way To Tell If You're At A Redneck Wedding ... Sign in front of the church: No Shirt... No Shoes... No Problem! Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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YU67878UYI (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (01.21.2001 9:31:30 PM EST) EIRWUYHREYHRERLHEQHRUEWQY

I hate rednecks (0 replies) started by yusaku999 (11.09.2000 4:49:53 AM EST) Why are rednecks proud? ...They lost the war. Redneck pride? ... OK, I suppose that means they're proud to be losers. I think I understand now. You may refer to me as Emperor Jason. http://msnhomepages.talkcity.com/PassportPl/yusaku999/

HEE HAW!!!!! (0 replies) started by WOLFE907 (09.12.2000 10:24:37 PM EST) I have been to a couple of these... ha ha ha ha

redneck wedding (0 replies)   started by dawnandrick (08.28.2000 3:56:20 PM EST) This is the kind of wedding Rick and I will probably end up having.

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