Excerpts From The Classifieds
By: Robnoxious	Published: 05/27/1999
The following are actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers: Illiterate? Write today for free help. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again. Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. Dinner Special--Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00. For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers. Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand. Great Dames for sale. Vacation Special: have your home exterminated. Get rid of aunts. Zap does the job in 24 hours. Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast. For rent: 6-room hated apartment. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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yep (0 replies) started by blazed3wayz (05.27.2001 6:02:35 PM EST) rednecks forever!!!!! Fuck this i'm going home.

Yep !! (0 replies) started by sted5 (05.27.2001 1:44:32 AM EST) Thats inbred rednecks alright!.

rednecks (0 replies)   started by speedy417 (01.04.2001 8:34:39 AM EST) most be writen by a bunch of inbred rednecks

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