Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Cookies must be
enabled to log in

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"Every woman in Iraq is better off because the rape rooms and torture chambers of Saddam Hussein are forever closed." —Bush, remarks on "Efforts to Globally Promote Women's Human Rights," March 12, 2004
 
 

Random Quote
 
The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
— Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#148 The tallest man was 8 ft. 11 in.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is like Domino's pizza-- Is something for nothing
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: Why can`t lesbians put on makeup and diet at the same time?
A: Because it`s hard to eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay sitting on your face!
 
 


NPR Interview

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 05/29/1999
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

This is an extract of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Army Lieutenant General Reinwald about sponsoring a Boy Scout Troop on his military installation.


Interviewer: "So, LTG Reinwald, what are you going to do with these young boys on their adventure holiday?"

LTG Reinwald: "We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting."

Interviewer: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?"

LTG Reinwald: "I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the range."

Interviewer: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?"

LTG Reinwald: "I don't see how, we will be teaching them proper range discipline before they even touch a firearm."

Interviewer: "But you're equipping them to become violent killers."

LTG Reinwald: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?"

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?

Related Links
  • Improve Your Interview Skills
  • Teri Hatcher interview
  • Misfortune of Merv
  • US Army: 1, NPR: 0
  • Overconfident
  • Actual Radio Conversation
  • Animal Trainer
  • How To Stop A Burglar
  • Peter, Peter Pumpkin Boinker
  • The Headline
  • Marriage Brings As Much Happiness As $100,000
  • Stephen King Buys Van That Hit Him
  • Man Held For Performing Castrations
  • Woman Dies After Seeing Fake Spears
  • Pinky Tuscadero Off The Hook
  • Charles Manson Teaches Political Science
  • Husband and Wife Switch Places With Sex Change
  • John's missing ears
  • political suicide
  • Lone Gunman Robs Three Banks in 25 Minutes

  • More Top Ten Lists Jokes...

     

    Search
     


    Advanced Search
     
    This Section

    ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

    You must register to participate in this discussion.
    Only thing I can say (0 replies)
    started by sal1981
    (05.30.2001 5:57:54 PM EST)

    TRUE!

    Playing FPS, RTS, RPG or just PBG. It just ain´t the same as playing Monopoly

    Cute story, (0 replies)
    started by beckdaddy
    (05.29.2001 3:07:31 PM EST)

    but check out hoaxbusters.com, it's not true. Funny, though!

    Nice shot!

    Woo hoo (0 replies)  
    started by darkmaverick
    (05.29.2001 7:47:32 AM EST)

    That is one good burn

    You can go, there's no fun in abusing someone so scared.

    Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


    Most Recent
    Top 10 Slogans That Belong On Colostomy Bags
    Top Ten Slogans That Belong On Colostomy Bags 10. “My other bag’s a Prada”
    04.25.2007

    You Know You Grew Up In The 80's If:
    You Know You Grew Up In the 80's if ...
    01.31.2007

    The Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
    #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
    10.18.2006

    Rate This!

    2.91 Goofballs of 5
    101 Viewer(s) rated

    Rating the content is for registered users only.

    Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    Top 10 Slogans That Belong On Colostomy Bags
    Top Ten Slogans That Belong On Colostomy Bags 10. “My other bag’s a Prada”
    04.25.2007

    You Know You Grew Up In The 80's If:
    You Know You Grew Up In the 80's if ...
    01.31.2007

    The Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
    #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
    10.18.2006

    Two Years Ago
    Top Ten Reasons There are No Blacks in NASCAR
    # 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
    03.23.2006

    Lookie Here!
    The Solo Joke Book

    Goofball Facts
     
    Until the nineteenth centurey, solid blocks of tea were used as money in Siberia.