Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Cookies must be
enabled to log in

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"Columbia carried in its payroll classroom experiments from some of ourstudents in America."Source: The Washington Post, "With Edwards, White House Shows First-StrikeCapability," Dana Milbank, Feb. 11, 2003
 
 

Random Quote
 
"Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject."
— Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a player who received four F's and one D. (1987)
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#154 Americans spend more than $630 million a year on golf balls.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so hairy that her electric shaver has three settings: light, medium, and TIMBER!!!
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: Why is it impossible for a woman to find a man who is caring, sensitive, and also good-looking?
A: All those men already have boyfriends.
 
 


What I Want In A Man

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 06/06/1999
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

What I Want In A Man, ORIGINAL List

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially Successful
4. A Caring Listener
5. Witty
6. In Good Shape
7. Dresses with Style
8. Appreciates the Finer Things
9. Full of Thoughtful Surprises
10. An Imaginative, Romantic Lover

What I Want In A Man, REVISED List

1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Works steady
4. Doesn't nod off while I'm emoting
5. Usually remembers the punchlines
of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat lid down
10. Shaves on weekends

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?

Related Links
  • Man suffers Burns from Gerbil Incident
  • Iowa Man Forced to Prove His Manhood
  • Man Receives $310,000 for Disturbing the Peace
  • Young Man Stands Up in Fight to Save to his Life
  • Man Offers Dead Squirrels In Prostitution Ring
  • Chyna's A Man Baby!
  • Dorothy And The Tin Man
  • Eddie Murphy's Day As A White Man
  • The Blind Man and the Waiter
  • What If Dear Abby Was A Man
  • Man Forced to Stay 11 Years at Paris Airport Now Won't Leave
  • Why did the man cross the road?
  • It's Great To Be a Man
  • It's Great To Be a Man
  • Man Says He Was Asleep When He Killed Wife
  • Breast Man
  • Man Sentenced For Forced Marriage To Niece
  • Peace . . . man . . . .
  • Man Accused Of Driving Wife Over Cliff In Van
  • Man Caught in Condom Vending Machine

  • More Top Ten Lists Jokes...

     

    Search
     


    Advanced Search
     
    This Section

    ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

    You must register to participate in this discussion.
    im the first bitches (0 replies)  
    started by BigPaul18
    (06.25.2001 1:30:38 AM EST)

    first

    Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


    Most Recent
    25 Reasons I Owe My Mother
    1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE ...
    06.03.2008

    Top 10 Slogans That Belong On Colostomy Bags
    Top Ten Slogans That Belong On Colostomy Bags 10. “My other bag’s a Prada”
    04.25.2007

    You Know You Grew Up In The 80's If:
    You Know You Grew Up In the 80's if ...
    01.31.2007

    The Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
    #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
    10.18.2006

    Rate This!

    2.93 Goofballs of 5
    60 Viewer(s) rated

    Rating the content is for registered users only.

    Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    Top 10 Slogans That Belong On Colostomy Bags
    Top Ten Slogans That Belong On Colostomy Bags 10. “My other bag’s a Prada”
    04.25.2007

    You Know You Grew Up In The 80's If:
    You Know You Grew Up In the 80's if ...
    01.31.2007

    The Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
    #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
    10.18.2006

    Two Years Ago
    Top Ten Reasons There are No Blacks in NASCAR
    # 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
    03.23.2006

    Lookie Here!
    Al Franken : Why Not Me?

    Goofball Facts
     
    Brazoria County in Southeast Texas is the only county in the United States and Canada to have every kind of poisonous snake found in those two countries.