Redneck on a Computer
By: Robnoxious	Published: 06/07/1999
Top 10 ways to tell if a Redneck has been working on a computer 10. The monitor is up on blocks. 9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 8. The six front keys have rotted out. 7. The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts stored in them. 6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six. 5. The password is "Bubba". 4. There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU. 3. There's a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive. 2. The keyboard is camouflaged. AND the number 1 way to tell if a Redneck has been working on a computer is... 1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter". Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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how true... (0 replies) started by lepervier (03.26.2002 8:30:58 PM EST) sounds like my own experiences..... roflmao

Can you possibly (0 replies) started by barryb (06.07.2001 2:34:05 PM EST) make the text any smaller? bb

hey!- (0 replies) started by MaryJaneinwndrlnd (05.08.2001 3:18:40 PM EST) How do you know if a redneck girl is still a virgin? She can still outrun her brother!

Heh heh... (0 replies) started by yusaku999 (11.09.2000 4:51:10 AM EST) It's funny, because some of this is true. You may refer to me as Emperor Jason. http://msnhomepages.talkcity.com/PassportPl/yusaku999/

Redneck joke (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (08.11.2000 8:34:01 PM EST) How do you castrate a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

do i have to?? (0 replies)   started by dman1970 (06.24.2000 10:33:41 PM EST) DO I HAVE TO RESPOND????? ROFLMFAO

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