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Austin Powers Lingo

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 06/15/1999
 
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behave -- admonition to cease sexual innuendo
shag -- sexual intercorse
randy -- horny, excited, blood engorged
what a gas -- what a swell time
dosh -- money, cash, also: cabbage, green
gor blimey -- an expression of extreme emotion
jobblies -- bosom, breasts, esp large ones
cat -- chap, fellow man, esp. a popular one
saucy -- cheeky
cheeky -- sausy
fab -- great in style
gear -- in fashion, popular
thrombo -- heart attack, usually used in a negative: "dont have a thrombo"
strumpet -- slut, whorebe: "Oh my!"
choppers -- teeth BR> strumpet -- slut, whore
odds and sodds -- errands
switched on -- in the know, part of the inscene
square -- see:Dr.Evil
hang-ups -- things that make you uptight about shagging
turn-ons -- things that make you want to shag
village bike -- a loose girl,a harlot (shes the village bike, everyones had a ride)
rancid -- unshaggable (extremely rare)
cracking Judy -- a good-looking girl

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