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hey rob
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razor696
(06.09.2001 2:57:53 AM EST)
is this a list from experience?
uncle daddy, i'm getting dizzy!
shut up kid or i'll nail your other foot to the floor!
Mountain Dew's Explosion?
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Catman1229
(11.19.2000 10:40:40 AM EST)
What are they talking aabout, mountain dew's explosion? It's Splode that kills 33% of the drinkers. Look under the "media" section and you should find it
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