"In the last 32 months, history has placed great demands on our country, and events have come quickly."—Bush, speaking from Carlisle, Virginia, May 24, 2004
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Snapple Facts
#208 Add up opposing sides of a dice cube and you'll always get seven.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly she has to sneak up on a hurricane to catch a breeze.
One Liners
Q: Why is sex like a bridge game? A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
Actual English Subtitles Used In Films Made In Hong Kong:
Actual English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong:
I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.
Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.
Gund wounds again?
Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.
Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!
Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.
Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.
You always use violence. I should've ordered
glutinous rice
chicken.
I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
You daring lousy guy.
Beat him out of recognizable shape!
I have been cared s***less too much lately.
I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!
Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
How can you use my intestines as a gift?
This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum.
I am sure you will not mind
that I remove your manhoods and
leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat.
Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the
short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your
gynecologist for a thorough extermination.
Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a
team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of
our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person.
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