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 By The Barrel | | By: Robnoxious | Published: 06/19/1999 | | |  |
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Now in the news are all kinds of reports on what oil costs per barrel, how it affects gas
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West Texas Intermediate Crude: $14.68
What 'stuff' costs . . . by the barrel [42 gallons]
CocaCola: $ 78.73
Milk: $126.00
Evian Water: $189.90
Orange Juice: $251.16
Snapple: $267.12
Perrier Water: $328.67
Lemon Oil: $390.88
Crisco Oil: $435.12
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Sunflower Oil: $971.04
Olive Oil: $1,324.38
Real Maple Syrup: $1,787.52
Sesame Oil: $2,535.61
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lick me ballz
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Iguanas, koalas and Komodo dragons all appear to have two penises. To clarify, though, they have a single penis, but it is split in two (pretty much 'Y'-shaped.) This organ is known as a hemipenes. Snakes also share this interesting feature. Apparently, the dual penis is for ease of left-handed or right-handed mating. Also, at least in snakes, the semen does not flow through a vessel (like in mammals), but rather, a groove."
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