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deja vu
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Anonymous Goofball
(02.28.2001 10:20:19 PM EST)
Hey every 1 from lesueur its me the vu king!! look ma I am on a computer TO THE VU!!!!!
this is just great!
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Anonymous Goofball
(09.25.2000 12:13:26 PM EST)
this is just gay!
like Shawn Gillman (gildo)
for a good gay time go to Troy High and ask for the gay lor himself... Shawn Gillman!
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