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10. There's no foreplay before playing the hole.
9. You can piss in the hole after you've taken your balls out and your friends think it's funny.
8. You can play 18 holes and not feel like you're cheating on your wife.
7. You don't have to buy dinner and flowers before you play each hole.
6. Your don't get embarrassed about the size of your putter.
5. If you let your friend use your 9 iron they won't become attached and try to control your life.
4. You can whack the shit out of your balls at each hole and it doesn't hurt a bit.
3. You can putt from the rough and not be accused of homosexuality by your friends.
2. You can drink beer while counting your strokes during play at each hole.
1. If you get a hole in one your not obligated to sleep the night.
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freeloada
(07.23.2000 0:04:52 AM EST)
is this funny?
Im sorry next time ill lube it up!
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