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Top 10 Marketing Slogans for Viagra

By: saintPublished: 11/10/2000
 
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10. The quicker dicker picker upper.
9. One-a-day, like iron.
8. When it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight.
7. Home of the whopper.
6. It plumps when you take 'em.
5. Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
4. Tastes great, more filling.
3. Ten inches long ... and growing.
2. We work harder, so you don't have to.
And the number one slogan being considered by VIAGRA:
1. This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs. Any questions?

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    Made for a woman (0 replies)
    started by sleepwalker2000
    (11.10.2000 3:38:36 AM EST)

    You bet it is! ;-)


    Sleepwalker2000

    Makes you like an 18 year-old. (0 replies)
    started by OliverClozoff
    (11.10.2000 1:46:33 AM EST)


    Wait a minute...I ALREADY like an 18 year-old!



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    Viagra (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (11.10.2000 1:04:16 AM EST)

    Eh... I'm tired of hearing about it. Enough already

    One more for posterity: (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (11.10.2000 0:52:49 AM EST)


    Viagra: Quality is a hard one.

    The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    you take viagra... (0 replies)
    started by rook30505
    (11.10.2000 0:36:12 AM EST)

    and the next thing ya know you're installing hydraulics

    What did I do today?Nothing,absolutely nothing.And you know what? It was everything I thought it could be.

    TOO BAD THEY CAN`T GET A HARD ON (0 replies)  
    started by donut38
    (11.10.2000 0:09:48 AM EST)

    THE NORMAL WAY

    I FEEL SORRY FOR THEM BUT AT LEAST NOW THEY CAN

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