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Top Ten Games for the Elderly

By: misspkPublished: 11/25/2002
 
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1. Sag, You're it

2. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.

3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.

4. Kick the bucket.

5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.

6. Doc Doc Goose.

7. Simon says something incoherent.

8. Hide and go pee.

9. Spin the Bottle of Mylanta.

10. Musical recliners.

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    Feeble attempts??? (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (11.25.2002 1:55:48 AM EST)


    I guess in Ca, you guys can do it better...

    hahahahaha

    as far as the joke goes, as grand patron would say.....

    oh well, never mind.

    Again....... (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (11.25.2002 0:57:06 AM EST)

    These games are most often played in AZ and NC. Or at least feeble attempts at them. Hahahahaha.

    My schween is small but my tongue is mighty!
    pretty snazzy, huh?

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