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The Top 10 Reasons Why Sex Is Better Than School

By: acidintervalPublished: 04/01/2003
 
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10. Everbody likes sex and nobody likes school, except for virgins and only because they haven't had sex yet.

9. Sex sucks, moans, licks, pumps, throbs etc... School just sucks.

8. After sex you feel like smoking a cigarette. After school you feel like smoking something a whole hell of a lot stronger.

7. You only get disciplined during sex if you want to.

6. Drinking drives people to sex, whereas school drives people to drink.

5. Sex relieves stress. School is the cause of stress.

4. Nothing beats the "hands on" experience you get with sex.

3. After sex you feel like you have accomplished something.

2. Sex is cheaper. Even if you have to pay for a hooker, it is still cheaper than paying thousands of dollars in tuition.

And the Number 1 reason why sex is better than school is........

1. At least you have a choice whether or not you want to have sex. At school your teachers screw you regardless.

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    School (0 replies)
    started by beo469
    (04.02.2003 7:17:29 PM EST)

    School never caused anyone to bleed from their anus, Ha ha

    how are sex and school similar? (2 replies)
    started by suicideking
    (04.01.2003 10:11:18 PM EST)

    most people don't want to shit during either of them

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    I'm bleeding profusely from the anus.

    How is Sex and School similiar? (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (04.01.2003 5:45:50 AM EST)

    You will be judge on your performace in both.

    Okay (0 replies)  
    started by kweenbee
    (04.01.2003 0:17:49 AM EST)

    I enjoyed both but that's beside the point. ^5 bud.


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