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Dirty Things You Can Say on Thanksgiving & Get Away With It
1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready
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yeah
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started by
bigjohn2
(11.22.2004 8:02:50 PM EST)
thats why I love thanksgiving you can be rude and lude and nobody cares...
This time only
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started by
dsk8er96
(11.22.2004 1:50:53 PM EST)
This is the one time you dont want to eat the pink meat.
Welcome to my world, Please have a seat..........DONT JUST SIT THERE DO SOMETHING!!!! DC
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