10. I think of you as a sister.
Translation: You're ugly.
9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
Translation: You're ugly.
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
Translation: You're ugly.
7. My life is too complicated right now.
Translation: You're ugly.
6. I've got a girlfriend.
Translation: You're ugly.
5. I don't date women where I work.
Translation: You're ugly.
4. It's not you, it's me.
Translation: You're ugly.
3. I'm concentrating on my career.
Translation: You're ugly.
2. I'm celibate.
Translation: You're ugly.
1. Let's be friends.
Translation: You're sinfully ugly.
