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Top 10: Things Never To Say While Lingerie Shopping

By: tjsherePublished: 01/09/2003
 
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The Top 10 Things NEVER To Say While Lingerie Shopping - 10) Try this one on, your sister looks great in it.
9) No thanks, just sniffing.
8) I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
7) Mom will love this.
6) Oh the size won't matter. She's inflatable.
5) No need to wrap it up. I'll eat it here.
4) Will you model this for me???
3) The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!!
2) Forty Five bucks?? You're just gonna end up naked ANYWAY!!

And the number one thing that a man should never, ever say out loud:

1) Oh, honey, you'll NEVER squeeze your ass into that!!

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    Eeeeks! (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (01.13.2003 3:21:04 PM EST)

    Sorry honey, but your peak-a-boo bra just scared the hell out of me!

    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (01.11.2003 9:40:05 PM EST)

    sqeezing the fat ass in....

    Funny stuff, TJ! (0 replies)
    started by crazyfingers
    (01.11.2003 7:12:58 PM EST)

    ^5

    LMMFAO (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (01.10.2003 0:54:56 AM EST)


    at she's inflatable...

    hahahahahahahaha

    Classic TJ, haven't heard this 'un


    Just protecting my sheep
    The "Wonder Bra" (0 replies)
    started by misspk
    (01.09.2003 10:08:18 PM EST)

    Take it off and he wonders where they went.

    I gave you 5 Teej ;-)

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...

    Oh, and....... (1 reply)
    started by tjshere
    (01.09.2003 9:14:43 AM EST)

    Since nobody else is voting I gave myself a 5. Hahahaha.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    #11 (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (01.09.2003 9:13:51 AM EST)

    Here, honey, try on this sheep costume.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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