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Top 10 Saddam Epitaths

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 11/11/2003
 
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10) I’d rather be in France

9) Curb Your Dog Here.

8) How about the best three out of five?

7) This isn’t the escape from Baghdad I had in mind.

6) Death FROM America.

5) This is the mother of all graves

4) This is the grave of a MOTHER.

3) Over my Dead Body

2) The information minister says that I’m still alive.

1) BUSH WHACKED

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    pretty (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (11.11.2003 8:58:17 PM EST)

    good ones....lmfao

    You Forgot... (0 replies)
    started by beo469
    (11.11.2003 7:22:55 PM EST)

    Bush can't find me

    #2 (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.11.2003 2:47:09 AM EST)


    "The information minister says that I’m still alive."

    Hahahahahahaha

    I miss ol' Baghdad Bob. He was a crack-up.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    LMAO @ Bush Whacked (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (11.11.2003 0:12:28 AM EST)


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