10) I’d rather be in France
9) Curb Your Dog Here.
8) How about the best three out of five?
7) This isn’t the escape from Baghdad I had in mind.
6) Death FROM America.
5) This is the mother of all graves
4) This is the grave of a MOTHER.
3) Over my Dead Body
2) The information minister says that I’m still alive.
1) BUSH WHACKED