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Q. What's the difference between a Russian whore and her mother? A. About $12.00
10. Sit in your car listening to PRN Radio.
9. See how many drivers will let you in their motor home.
8. Place bets on Brett Bodine’s side window falling out…again.
7. Spray water at fans in the rows below you.
6. Start the wave while only 40 people are sitting in the stands.
5. Go around asking all the vendors if they have Grey Poupon.
4. Start a contest to guess how many times Darrell Waltrip will mention the Linda Rondstadt song during the telecast.
3. Set up the Slip n’ Slide and go head first down pit road.
2. Seek out Jeremy Mayfield and tell him you’re wearing Octane 93.
And the #1 fun thing to do in a rain delay is…
1. Guess the number of hours it takes NASCAR to decide it’s going to rain all day when the Weather Channel knew before you left your hotel room that morning.
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lmfao
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bigjohn2
(04.07.2004 9:04:29 PM EST)
good one ...hahahaha
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started by
tjshere
(04.07.2004 9:11:51 AM EST)
Walk around the stadium and untie the strings on the backs of all the women's halter tops.
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