10. When your family attends the races, they are excited by the Port-A-Potties because they are such high tech, clean facilities.
9. Some people collect die casts and hats, you collect the fingernail clippings of drivers.
8. You have enough non-functional cars in your yard to paint up to duplicate the full field at the race each week, including the cars that got sent home.
7. You don't understand why they interrupt TV programs for a message from the President, it's not someone from the France family or Mike Helton speaking.
6. You have more animal heads on your wall than the old RCR museum. Each of those animals is named after a legendary driver from the past.
5. You’re favorite racing souvenirs include your cast off Jimmy Spencer and Sterling Marlin toupees. They are proudly showcased on your coffee table.
4. Whenever you move, you paint your trailer to match your favorite driver’s car so everyone knows “who’s da man” as you go down the highway.
3. You starred in the NASCAR fan's dream episode of Monster House.
2. Your race weekend attire includes a cheetah print tube top, a zebra print tube top, a leopard print tube top, and a tiger print tube top. Naturally, all are adorned with your favorite driver’s number.
1. Even the fans in the infield of Talladega look at you in fear.
*SW2K*
