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10 Dumbest Questions Asked By Cruise Passengers

By: obiwanPublished: 06/01/2004
 
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  1. Does the crew sleep onboard?
  2. What time is the midnight buffet?
  3. Which elevator takes me to the front of the ship?
  4. Do you generate your own electricity?
  5. Is this island totally surrounded by water?
  6. Is the water in the toilet salt or fresh?
  7. What language do they speak in Alaska?
  8. What do you do with the ice carvings after they melt?
  9. How high above sea level are we?
  10. How do we know which pictures are ours?

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    those (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
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    are some great questions

    # 12 (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.01.2004 9:05:35 AM EST)


    Is this all the bigger my cabin is?

    #11 (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (06.01.2004 3:01:49 AM EST)


    Do strangers ever meet and have sex while on a cruise?

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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