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Top Ten Questions NOT To Ask Your First Date

By: damselPublished: 06/13/2004
 
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10. "What size bra you got there?"
9. "The voices in my head want to know if you're trying to kill us?"
8. "More prune juice, my sweet?"
7. "Would you mind if we skipped supper and just pigged out on popcorn at the theatre?"
6. "So... does the sight of blood scare you?"
5. "Do you mind if I floss?"
4. "Well, now that you know all about my maggot farm, do you collect anything?"
3. "Would you mind if I pinched that zit of yours that's distracting me?"
2. "Did you make that dress from an old set of curtains?"
1. "Are we gonna kiss later on? Because I've been practicing with my dog and I think I'm getting pretty good."

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    13 (3 replies)
    started by meesha
    (06.13.2004 11:30:02 AM EST)

    Do you think your sister will blow me if you won't?

    Meow

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    started by tjshere
    (06.13.2004 8:44:15 AM EST)


    Size isn't important to you, is it?

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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