"You're free. And freedom is beautiful. And, you know, it'll take time to restore chaos and order - order out of chaos. But we will." - Washington, D.C., April 13, 2003
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Q. What happens if you have sex in the plumbers position? A. You stay in all day and nobody comes.
New Jersey's governor, James E. McGreevey, a married man, recently admitted to being gay and having adulterous homosexual relationships. He is now being accused of sexual harrassment by an Israeli named Golan Cipel, whom McGreevey named as New Jersey’s $110,000-a-year director of homeland security in 2002.
These are the TOP 10 funnies in New Jersey Due To The McGreevey Scandal;
10. New Jersey state bird .... the swallow.
9. New Jersey Turnpike renamed Hershey Highway.
8. New Jersey raises terror alert level to lavender.
7. We know he didn't like Bush, but this is ridiculous.
6. Now we know why McGreevey enjoyed "polling" so much.
5. What does McGreevey and the Isreali navy have in common? Jewish seaman.
4. New Jersey police to now call rear end accidents: "a McGreevey"
3. Gives new meaning to stuffing the ballot box.
2. NY Post headline... McGreevey Goes Down!
And the number one jab due to the McGreevey scandal:
1. It shouldn't take McGreevey long to get out of the governor's mansion... He's already got his shit packed.
Outa Sight!
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obxbeachbum
(09.13.2004 0:28:54 AM EST)
These are terrific. I have lots of friends who used to live in NJ who will split their sides. ^5 from me TJ.
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