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ROTF!!
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tjshere
(09.17.2004 0:59:07 AM EST)
Most of these list type things are lame with just a couple of good ones thrown in. This is freakin' hilarious 1-10!
"Terms of Enrearment"
Waaaaaaa hahahahahahaha!
5 big ones, sy! Thanks.
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