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By: acidintervalPublished: 02/10/2004
 
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10. I think of you as a sister.
Translation: You're ugly.

9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
Translation: You're ugly.

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
Translation: You're ugly.

7. My life is too complicated right now.
Translation: You're ugly.

6. I've got a girlfriend.
Translation: You're ugly.

5. I don't date women where I work.
Translation: You're ugly.

4. It's not you, it's me.
Translation: You're ugly.

3. I'm concentrating on my career.
Translation: You're ugly.

2. I'm celibate.
Translation: You're ugly.

1. Let's be friends.
Translation: You're sinfully ugly.

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    I'm a whore. (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (02.11.2004 10:02:05 PM EST)

    None of them rings a bell.

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    started by bigjohn2
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    pretty good and so true..

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    is number 6, no 9, no 4


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