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Redneck on a Computer

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 06/07/1999
 
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Top 10 ways to tell if a
 Redneck has been 
working on a computer


10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9.  Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8.  The six front keys have rotted out.
7.  The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck
    parts stored in them.
6.  The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
5.  The password is "Bubba".
4.  There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
3.  There's a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.
2.  The keyboard is camouflaged.

AND the number 1 way to tell if a Redneck
has been working on a computer
  is...

1.  The mouse is referred to as a "critter".

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