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The Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

By: bd2sonPublished: 10/18/2006
 
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#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

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    Hahahahaha! (2 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (10.18.2006 7:59:16 AM EST)


    These are all right on!

    I might add that guns are called by the size of their hole, so you can get the one that fit's your bullet.
    410, 20 guage, 12 gauge, or the big mamma 10 gauge.

    Hahahahaha! (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (10.18.2006 5:44:15 AM EST)


    These are all right on!

    I might add that if a gun gets to be too big for you, you can trade it in for a smaller caliber.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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