10. Trip: They live in 'shrooms, for goodness sake!
9. Steriods: Man, look at Hefty smurf. I couldn't lift half the shit he does myself and he's a quarter of my size!
8. Alcohol: Clumsy smurf should explain this. Too bad smurfs can't attend AA meetings!
7. Marijuana: Baker smurf, he constantly has the munchies, and I'm sure Papa has his own little concoction for miracle grow.
6. Crystal Meth: Papa sure has a full laboratory bubbling in his 'shroom. You think he only uses his powers for good?!
5. Cocaine: You never see the little bastards sleep for very long and they are always taking hikes to "mother nature", now aren't they?
4. Barbituates: Lazy smurf can't keep his little drug-addicted eyelids open, now can he?
3. LSD: Once again, I refer to Papa smurf's lab...
2. Heroin: Jokey smurf. He's always running around and pulling or doing SOMETHING on the other smurfs.
And the number one drug the smurfs are addicted to is...
1. Acid: they are always running around singing stupid songs and tripping out about something (i.e., "Papa smurf, oh, it's awful!")