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 Top Ten Signs You Have PMS | | By: damsel | Published: 04/20/2004 | | |  |
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1) Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2) You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3) The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4) Your man is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5) You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says, "How's my driving- call 1-800-***-****."
6) Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7) You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
8) You're counting down the days until menopause.
9) You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10) The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | |
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