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Top Ten Things Women Would Do If They Woke Up And Had A Penis For A Day:

By: RObnoxiousPublished: 11/27/1998
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Top ten things women would do if they woke up and had a penis for a day:

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch/shift yourself in public without thought to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

And, the number one thing women would do if they woke up with a penis...

1. Repeat number 9.

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    penis if women had (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (05.23.2001 11:51:06 PM EST)

    great joke..loved it

    whatever (0 replies)
    started by seven82
    (01.15.2001 8:44:46 AM EST)

    So you all think your the shit? You ain't nothing 'til you make something out of yourselves. I get so sick of those idiots who think flipping burgers is the best way to spend their life. GET A CLUE! No person in their right mind would want to date a guy/girl where part of their job description is "Do you want fries with that?" Wake up, losers like that suck.

    I am who I am, stop trying to change me.

    kick ass (0 replies)
    started by kaydon
    (01.01.2001 9:29:48 PM EST)



    haha (0 replies)
    started by RFCchamps
    (12.07.2000 9:38:32 AM EST)

    what a load of shit
    as funny as a kick in the balls
    (get it)haha

    top ten (0 replies)
    started by weckl2000
    (12.02.2000 10:44:03 PM EST)

    very good

    abe levy

    fancy writing (1 reply)
    started by helcat
    (11.05.2000 9:35:36 PM EST)

    i would drink about 100 beers so that i could write my name in the snow. so when i asked men that ancient question"what can men do that women cannot do?"when they answered "write our names in the snow!" i could comment "been there done that...NEXT !!!!"

    hell yeah (0 replies)  
    started by foxer33
    (07.19.2000 1:57:36 AM EST)

    i am a pimp

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