"Then I went for a run with the other dog and just walked. And I started thinking about a lot of things. I was able to - I can't remember what it was. Oh, the inaugural speech, started thinking through that." - Pre-inaugural interview with U.S. News & World Report, Jan. 22, 2001 issue
"Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison For three years, not Princeton." Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter Don King
#124 Seals sleep only one and a half minutes at a time.
Yo Mama ...
is so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes.
1) Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique
point of view.
2) The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an
3) I don't know
what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to
4) Any connection between your reality and mine is purely
5) I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a
6) I like you. You remind me of when I was young and
7) What am I? Flypaper for freaks?
8) I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
9) I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
10) Ahhh...I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again...
11) I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about
12) It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn
13) Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely
14) No, my powers can only be used for good.
15) How about never? Is never good for you?
16) I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to
17) You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.
18) I'll try being nicer if you'll try being
19) I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
20) I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
21) Who me? I just wander from room to room.
22) My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!
23) It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular
level I'm really quite busy.
24) At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive
25) You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
26) I see you've set aside this
special time to humiliate
yourself in public.
27) Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change
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