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Why Halloween Is Beter Than Sex

By: acidintervalPublished: 10/31/2004
 
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10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
6. The person you're with doesn't fantasize you're someone else.
5. If you get a stomachache, it won't last 9 months.
4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.
3. It doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. You have less guilt the next morning.

1. IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!

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    hahahaha (1 reply)
    started by bigjohn2
    (10.31.2004 8:20:01 PM EST)

    I like no. 1

    Number 8................ (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (10.31.2004 8:51:58 AM EST)


    "The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some"

    No wonder Joan Rivers loves this day.

    BOO !!! (0 replies)  
    started by hmighty
    (10.31.2004 0:27:43 AM EST)

    holloween rules ;-))

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