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Why Hockey Is Better Than Sex

By: acidintervalPublished: 12/26/2003
 
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1. It's legal to earn money playing hockey
2. Many people play hockey even after they're married
3. The puck's always hard
4. The protective equipment is reusable
5. It lasts at least an hour
6. A two-on-one or a three-on-one is not uncommon
7. You always know how big the stick is
8. You can clean your stick in public without anyone minding
9. You can change players on the fly
10. You don't have to be embarrassed if you don't get the puck up
11. Everyone is finished when the buzzer sounds
12. Your parents cheer when you score
13. Periods last only 20 minutes
14. You're sure to get it at least twice a week
15. You can tell your friends about it afterwards

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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (12.27.2003 2:41:00 PM EST)

    this is pretty funny

    BIGJOHN2

    Hehehehe (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (12.26.2003 10:33:18 AM EST)


    Some of those are pretty funny. The 20 minute period sure sounds like a winner. At least I can stay awake during sex though.

    Usually.

    Thank you, Missy!

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