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  • "I had the opportunity to go out to Goree Island and talk about what slavery meant to America. It's very interesting when you think about it, the slaves who left here to go to America, because of their steadfast and their religion and their belief in freedom, helped change America. America is what it is today because of what went on in the past." —Bush, commenting on the significance of slavery in America's past Source: White House, "Remarks by the President to Embassy Personnel, Leopold Sedar Senghor International Airport, Dakar, Senegal," July 8, 2003
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    Corporate Study

    By: KenGayPublished: 01/31/1999
     
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    The National Science Foundation announced the following study results on corporate America recreation preferences:

    • Sport of choice for maintenance level employees: bowling.
    • Sport of choice for front line workers: football.
    • Sport of choice for supervisors: baseball.
    • Sport of choice for middle management: tennis.
    • Sport of choice for corporate officers: golf.

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