Psychologists have discovered that
the manner in which people
eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their
personalities.
Choose one (1) method which best describes your favorite
method of eating Oreos:
- The whole thing all at once.
- One bite at a time.
- Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each
bite afterwards.
- In little feverous nibbles.
- Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).
- Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
- Twisted apart, the inside, and toss
the cookie.
- Just the cookie, not the inside.
- I just like to lick them, not eat them.
- I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreo
cookies.
Your Personality:
1. The whole thing.
This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be
with, exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are
totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with their
children.
2. One bite at a time.
You are lucky to be one
of the 5.4 billion other people who eat
their Oreos this very same way. Just like them, you lack
imagination, but that's ok, not to worry, you're normal.
3. Slow and methodical nibbles.
You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly. You're very
meticulous in every detail with everything you do, to the point
of being anal retentive and irritating to others. Stay out of
the fast lane if you're only going to go the speed limit.
4. Feverous Nibbles.
Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You
always have a million things to do and never enough time to do
them. Mental breakdowns and suicides run in your family. Valium
and Ritalin would do you good.
5. Dunked.
Everyone likes you because you are always up-beat. You like to
sugar-coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations
into good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you
call a life. You have a propensity towards narcotic
addiction.
6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie.
You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking
things apart to find out how they work, though not always able
to put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of
your activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong.
You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal,
behavior.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the
cookie.
You are
good at business and take risks that pay off. You take
what you want and throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish,
mean, and lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed of
yourself. But that's ok, you don't care, you got yours.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
You enjoy pain.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional medical
help immediately.
10. I don't have a favorite way, I
don't like Oreo
cookies.
You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice
things, and go to up-scale restaurants. You are particular and
fussy about the things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to
be just right. You like to be pampered. You are a prima donna.
There's just no pleasing you.
