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Top Ten Things Not To Say To Parents When Picking Up A Date:

By: LauraPublished: 10/09/1999
 
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10. "I feel like we both have something in common, she calls ME daddy too!"
9. "Now. show me how you used to spank her."
8. "Please come inside? Wow, you sound just like your daughter."
7. "Do you think she would put out if I told her that I loved her?"
6. "I just got my license today."
5. "I believe being sexually active since I was 12 has helped me mature."
4. "Five bucks says she's a D-cup."
3. "You taught her to swallow, didn't you?"
2. "Hi. I'm Robert, but my friends call me 'Back Door Bob.'"

And the No. 1 Thing NOT To Say to Parents When Picking Up A Date...
1."So,does your wife just lay there during sex too?"

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