Reform school for drivers
By: darksteele	Published: 09/02/1999
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school (Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.) Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my license plate. Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when backing up your car? A: Always wear a condom. Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? A: Your car. Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? A: Be too drunk to find your keys. Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute. Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? A: The color. Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? A: Heavy psychedelics. Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? A: Carry loaded weapons. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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lol (0 replies) started by pontfirebird94 (02.15.2001 4:45:03 PM EST) very funny, loved it, at the start it was funny to the end.

cali-duh (1 reply) started by stupidfuck (12.27.2000 6:10:08 PM EST) fucking cali-retards suck. i wish the big one would finally hit and send all of those freaky fucks to the bottom of the pacific motherfucking ocean! jumpinjeezuzonafrigginpogostick!

??? (0 replies) started by clio16v (07.24.2000 9:07:04 AM EST) Can civilians of the (apparently) greatest country in the world really be so fucking thick???

not that funny (0 replies) started by naRaven (06.21.2000 1:08:34 PM EST) it sounds too fake

awdf (0 replies)   started by Anonymous Goofball (06.14.2000 5:12:55 AM EST) oh ha ha.....

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