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Little Golden Books That Never Made It

By: SeaweedyPublished: 07/06/2001
 
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1. You Are Different and That's Bad

2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

3. Guess What Daddy Puts in His Friend Robert's Heinie

4. Kathy Was Such a Naughty Child Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

5. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

6. All Cats Go To Hell

7. The Little Sissy Who Snitched

8. Open the Upstairs Window and See that Some Puppies Can Fly

9. That's It, I'm Putting You Up For Adoption

10. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator

11. Strangers Have The Best Candy and Give You the Best Fun

12. You Were an Accident

13. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

14. Pop! Goes the Hamster, and Other Microwave Games

15. The Man In The Moon Is The Devil and He's After You

16. Your Nightmares Are Real and They Can Kill You

17. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

18. It's Fun When Grownups Touch You in a Special, Secret Way

19. Let's see if Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet can be Friends

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    started by kweenbee
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    Damn, it's a good thing those stories never came out! Good spinner, Seaweedy!

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

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    started by nitestrm
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    am I first?

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