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By: tjsherePublished: 09/13/2004
 
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New Jersey's governor, James E. McGreevey, a married man, recently admitted to being gay and having adulterous homosexual relationships. He is now being accused of sexual harrassment by an Israeli named Golan Cipel, whom McGreevey named as New Jersey’s $110,000-a-year director of homeland security in 2002.

These are the TOP 10 funnies in New Jersey Due To The McGreevey Scandal; 10. New Jersey state bird .... the swallow.
9. New Jersey Turnpike renamed Hershey Highway.
8. New Jersey raises terror alert level to lavender.
7. We know he didn't like Bush, but this is ridiculous.
6. Now we know why McGreevey enjoyed "polling" so much.
5. What does McGreevey and the Isreali navy have in common? Jewish seaman.
4. New Jersey police to now call rear end accidents: "a McGreevey"
3. Gives new meaning to stuffing the ballot box.
2. NY Post headline... McGreevey Goes Down!
And the number one jab due to the McGreevey scandal:
1. It shouldn't take McGreevey long to get out of the governor's mansion... He's already got his shit packed.

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    This may also explain (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (09.13.2004 11:04:06 AM EST)

    Why NJ has had so many brownouts recently.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    I gotta (0 replies)
    started by bd2son
    (09.13.2004 10:43:38 AM EST)
    daughter that lives in NJ - she'll be appalled but her husband will LHFAO.

    That's a riot (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.13.2004 10:22:19 AM EST)

    They're all funny too.

    AND HEY IT's A NEW ONE FOE ME!
    !! Yippie !!

    Outa Sight! (0 replies)  
    started by obxbeachbum
    (09.13.2004 0:28:54 AM EST)
    These are terrific. I have lots of friends who used to live in NJ who will split their sides. ^5 from me TJ.

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