"I think we agree, the past is over."-On his meeting with John McCain, Dallas Morning News, May 10, 2000
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"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century." Vice President Dan Quayle, 9/15/88
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#92 Fish can drown.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? A: Beer nuts are a $1.25, deer nuts are always under a buck.
I like boobies cause they're so delicous. Gotta have boobies.
relief
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rook30505
(06.23.2000 1:54:35 AM EST)
ahh jail,it was so nice, free meals,free living.Take me back please!
Spank my ass!
LOOK AT ME
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Anonymous Goofball
(06.12.2000 1:56:14 PM EST)
I thought this list was way too familiar.
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