JFK Jr.'s Private Plane Emergency Instructions
By: MechaGodzilla	Published: 10/10/1999
10. In case of emergency, tip your martinis to the upright position. 9. In case of rough weather, ignore all warnings and proceed on course. 8. If you like living and are in the vicinity of a Kennedy over the age of 25, get as far away as possible (See Rule #2). 7. A reminder: Money doesn't make a good floatation device, no matter how much you have in your wallet (See Rule #2). 6. Don't ever push the button labled: "Crash the plane in the ocean" (See Rule #2). 5. Did you remember to bring your real pilot (See Rule #2)? 4. In case of loss of cabin pressure, Cuban cigars will drop from the ceiling. 3. You are not invincable (See Rule #2). 2. Rules do not apply for Ted. and the #1 top emergancy instruction found on the Kennedy plane... 1. In case of water landing, your Kennedys turn into floatation devices (See Rule #2). Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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This is Retarded (0 replies) started by barrypinkelton (06.24.2001 12:24:52 PM EST) It waste my time to read crap like this

hahahaha (0 replies) started by darkoverlord (05.05.2001 2:01:38 PM EST) To bad the water wasn't shallow enough that jr could just stand on his passangers head like ol dad. M.L.King said We shall overcome. Jesse jackass Say's show me the fucking money.

Like Site (0 replies) started by Bobit5 (02.05.2001 7:45:22 PM EST) Have just found this great site,but do not know the ropes as of yet.Anybody with tips please reply. What goes around,comes around.

this shit sucks (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (02.05.2001 2:06:29 PM EST) see rule #2

maybe wrong (0 replies) started by oxbrain (11.19.2000 4:38:14 AM EST) but absolutely hilarious... "They just fuck you and they fuck you and they fuck you some more. And just when you think they're done fucking you, that's when the real fucking starts"

This is wrong (1 reply)   started by Anonymous Goofball (08.23.2000 0:44:38 AM EST) this is really wrong asshole.

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