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16 Fun Things To Do In K-Mart

By: Purple_rhagePublished: 02/22/2000
 
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1) Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts while they aren't looking.

2) Make a trail of orange juice one the floor leading to the bathrooms.

3) Set alarm clocks to go off a ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4) Tell an employee in a serious tone " We have a code 3 in housewares" and see what they do.

5) Challenge other shoppers to a deul with tubes of gift wrap.

6) Put M&M's on layaway

7) Take the signs that say "Caution- Wet Floor" and move them to carpeted areas.

8) Set up a tent in the Sporting Goods department. Tell people they can come in, only if they bring pillows and blankets from the Bed and Bath department.

9) When asked if you need help, burst into tears and scream "Why don't you people just leave me alone!?"

10) Dart around suspiciously while humming the tune to "Mission Impossible"

11) Look into the security camera mirror and pick your nose.

12) Take up an entire toy aisle by setting up a full scale battlefield of The X-Men vs G.I. Joes.

13) Set up a Valet Parking sign in front of the store.

14) Hide in clothing racks. When a shopper browses though the rack, say "Pick Me! Pick Me!"

15) Go to the food court and ask for a soda. Tell them you don't get out much, and you would like a little umbrella to go with it.

16) Go into the dressing room and say real loud "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"

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great stuff (0 replies)
started by bigfreakinbear
(05.18.2001 9:41:12 AM EST)

I couldn't have read this one at a better time! I have to go to K-Mart for lawn and garden stuff today! I'm s-o-o-o glad I read this first. It would have been really dull without some of those ideas! Got to try 'em all! "Attention K-Mart shoppers, prepare to be freaked out today!

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HaHaHa (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(04.30.2001 5:53:35 PM EST)

This was really funny...

HaHaHa (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(04.30.2001 5:53:34 PM EST)

This was really funny...

i actually did 15 of those 1 was just rediclus (0 replies)
started by gobigred8521828
(02.19.2001 0:30:10 AM EST)

if you know which one

hello ladies what is happening? well i am a happenig guy so if you want some of this you have to be a happenig gal

I liked it (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(01.02.2001 4:23:00 PM EST)

thought this was pretty good. Will have to try a couple of these at our local K-Mart. Thanks for the good ideas...keep me busy...
Anonymous Goofball

haha (0 replies)
started by jja154
(12.13.2000 12:51:27 PM EST)

wqw

the poop (0 replies)
started by poop
(11.14.2000 1:38:51 AM EST)

This is really cute and clever ,you have really out done your self this time. I'm sitting at work and I laughed so Hard that I had to get the security gaurd to come in here so I could go pee.

Im trying this (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(11.10.2000 12:36:41 PM EST)

im leaving to kmart to try this right now!

Funny shit! (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(10.06.2000 0:13:22 AM EST)

I laughed so damn hard when I read these! I especially liked the mission impossiable one and the valet parking bit!

very good (0 replies)
started by Giggles24
(09.21.2000 11:12:09 PM EST)

i liove this joke =)

right on (0 replies)
started by zx10
(08.30.2000 3:15:43 PM EST)

the O.J. trick is especially funny

supadave007

Most are funny (0 replies)
started by armogger2000
(07.19.2000 6:02:47 PM EST)

Most of the jokes are funny i dont understand number 1 tho..........

Richard Kalender

im gay...sob (1 reply)
started by goliath
(07.09.2000 3:57:45 PM EST)

imsooo gay that even my sister wont play dolls with me,becAUse i always want to be barbie.i dont know what to do please e mail me some advice no one really knows about my...wantings and i dont know what to do ...why god!!??!?...why??!!? you can email me at gloiath_90023@aol.com please help!!!!.....oh yeah and thu uh k mart thing is preety cool too ill have to remember to try some of those things...that is if my homosexuality will allow it...sob!!!

And so says Goliath

Do It In Wal-Mart (0 replies)
started by KEREK
(07.05.2000 7:07:09 AM EST)

I work in a Wal- Mart on maintenance,and Hell, When I quit I'm going to do it just to fuck with the assholes I work with. PAYBACK!!!!!

Hey! (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(06.30.2000 3:16:33 PM EST)

I did half of those before I even read it. I still loved it and will try the other half that I have not done.

cool (0 replies)  
started by tonka
(06.14.2000 2:20:56 PM EST)

i got to try this one day

mundo

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